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- 1/27/11
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Level 13 Blank Slate
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Ranked as Police Officer
Tom the NurseLatest News
It is a fact that jokes are funny when they include ducks. Most jokes about animals that I tell I replace with ducks whenever possible. Cows, while amusing in their own right, are not as funny as ducks. Unfortunately, not all animal jokes work when you replace them with ducks. Case in point:
Two cows are grazing in a field. One of them looks up and asks the other, "Hey, are you worried about getting this mad cow disease?"
"Of course not," he laughs, "Why should I? I'm a helicopter..."
It would not work with ducks.
Recent Game Medals
Beardy Basher
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
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Ironic
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
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Rocky Rage
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
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Run Abobo, Run!
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
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Child Chomper
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
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Civil Defense Recruit
5 Points
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
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Hydroficial Intelligence
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
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Speed Racer
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
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That's No Gimmick
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
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The Bitter End
10 Points
Lose the game
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Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 16 different games.)
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