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It is a fact that jokes are funny when they include ducks. Most jokes about animals that I tell I replace with ducks whenever possible. Cows, while amusing in their own right, are not as funny as ducks. Unfortunately, not all animal jokes work when you replace them with ducks. Case in point:

Two cows are grazing in a field. One of them looks up and asks the other, "Hey, are you worried about getting this mad cow disease?"

"Of course not," he laughs, "Why should I? I'm a helicopter..."

It would not work with ducks.

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